Why God Laughs


A few yummy morsels of sweet decadence for your warm liquid heart, from my new book, ‘Love’s True Home.’

I was feeling so low when I woke up this morning that I had to climb an 18 ft extension ladder to get up to the basement, but I’m alright now.

Yesterday I was sitting at a local cafe slurping back a cup of coffee when a stranger approached my table and said “Can I join you?” I quickly scanned my body top to bottom and replied “Why, am I coming apart?

As I stood at the edge of the precipice my nose began to tingle, emitting fluorescent sparks. Suddenly I left my body and as I hovered above the time track I witnessed past, present and future events simultaneously. All of creation lay before me; everything made scents to my holy proboscis, a true ‘beak-on’ of truth. Henceforth I became known as ‘Nostrildamus,’ He who nose all.

I knew something was slightly awry this morning when I woke up and found myself singing ‘You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman.’

I welcome your opinion as long as you don’t make any suggestions.

Saints are not immune to the wide spectrum of human ailments. I am presently writing a short story about a great soul, a pilgrim of peace, who suffered from frequent bouts of flatulence. He transformed this curse into a benefit by propelling himself across an entire country on a cloud of methane. It’s been quite a gas writing it. The working title is ‘Gandhi with the Wind.’

I am getting sick and tired of having to take responsibility for my own actions. Is anyone in the mood for taking on a little blame?

Being hung up on the past is like looking over your shoulder and staring at your ass. You can’t see where you’re going and no matter how long you stare at it, it’ll never be what it’s ‘cracked up’ to be. What a bummer eh?

It is hilarious that some who profess to be able to predict the future and others who say that they can see into the past don’t even have a clue what’s going on right now.

Life could be likened to a cow. It always seems greener on the ‘udder’ side and there’s an never-ending stream of bull to contend with.

I can’t remember much of what he was talking about. I think it was advice on how to be a good listener.

Human beings are living proof that God has an incredible sense of humor.

What a shock it was to observe my gentle-natured vegetarian friend as he unleashed a flurry of violence today. I watched in horror as he poked the potatoes in the eyes, yanked the corn by the ears, squeezed a head of lettuce and tore the heart out of an artichoke.

Holy horse plop! I just realized that I have spent my entire life getting to where I am right now! What a trip!

I am sure there are many good reasons for reason but for some reason I just can’t come up with any right now. Am I being unreasonable?

A recent survey suggests that pregnancy is a leading cause of childbirth.

After studying polygamy for several years I came to the conclusion that there are too many sides to consider.

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About Sri Gawn Tu Fahr - Love's True Home

I’m not a guru, saint, master or redeemer. I am soul; dream’s eternal lover and love’s eternal dreamer. Canadian author of Love's True Home, and Facebook's Mystic of Mayhem.
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16 Responses to Why God Laughs

  1. Dennis says:

    Being Here Sometimes, is like Visiting the Mental Ward of an Ant Farm, no one thinks they’re a Patient! Dennis 🙂
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  2. moondustwriter says:

    so – you are a master of profound nonsense
    or nonsensical profundity

    I found you from Twitter – really you are a master of something

    I’m at moondustwriter.com
    jack of all trades master of none – hey I’m a janitor on the moon what ya expect

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  4. Meredith says:

    FAntastic page of quotes !!! My favorite quote is:
    “Human beings are living proof that God has an incredible sense of humor.”
    . or maybe ….it’s “I am getting sick and tired of having to take responsibility for my own actions. Is anyone in the mood for taking on a little blame?” Nope… I found my favorite one: : As I stood at the edge of the precipice my nose began to tingle, emitting fluorescent sparks. Suddenly I left my body and as I hovered above the time track I witnessed past, present and future events simultaneously. All of creation lay before me; everything made scents to my holy proboscis, a true ‘beak-on’ of truth. Henceforth I became known as ‘Nostrildamus,’ He who nose all.”
    You make me laugh… you make me ponder… You give me goosebumps…you are a fabulous teacher… You are so many things…but most of all… you are love… Meredith

  5. Ja-Len Jones says:

    What a trip! Why does God make funny? Laughter is the method by which methane is released to create other Universes! It could happen. If you think we have enough Universes already you should put a seat on it and we can all use it. When in doubt; smile. No one will know whether or not you are laughing at an inside joke, at them or you’re just plain crazy! Keep em guessing! BTW I love your blog; especially the warp picture. You mean we can warp our pics to make them look better? Hey, I’ll try that! Also, the creature looks Star Trek-ish. Is he some kind of Loki? Hawaiian god? Kahuha? Nanabush? So interesting…very visceral looking yet in piquant blue; love it! Edible and dainty deities. Sounds like ambrosia salad with the little marshmallows.
    It is funny to find humour in the everyday mundane; how else would we get the dishes done? God took all this magic star dust and made me do the dishes? Now that’s funny! Ok, ok God, I’ll pray while I’m doing the dishes! And I’ll have love in my heart so now I get to use the universal massager? Yes? It’s time? Ommmmm..Ahhhh. a little to the left, now the right, right there, that’s the sweet spot where love converges and makes the savage beast into the most magnificent of loving beings. To the Ohm Room. Now I know why I do the dishes! .Now isn’t that’s better! Thanks for the lift to the next plateau; another plate! Hold on, I’ll be right with you…to serve the universe in this capacity is doing lightworker work Sri Gawn (is this a contraction of Sir Gawain?)Anyway you say it; you’re a knight in shining armour (Amore) LOVE! Yes Sri YOU ARE LOVE and I love it! Being Love isn’t always so easy, but it is the best way to be when we can relinquish the self, let go the ego(let go my eggo) and become the “Be” in Being.You’re like the Be in my Bonne Net! Love You! Namaste!

  6. Irene says:

    Ha ha ha!!! I like this!! Thanks! 🙂

  7. LOL! You were really on a roll when you wrote that one, though I’m not sure if it was sesame or poppy seed. 😉 Thanks for all the best-medicine-doses!

  8. Dea Animi says:

    To find these words immediately after reading a heavy script about Christian transcendence was God’s way of saying ‘Here’s the lighter version” :0 xx Thank you xx

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